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I WAS JUST IN THE SHOWER MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS SINGING A BIT OF LES MISERABLES AND SUDDENLY I COULD FEEL THIS TICKLING ON MY SHOULDER AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME WATER SO I LOOKED AND BOOM MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER ON MY SHOULDER SO I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND SQUEALED AND RAN AND TRIPPED OUT THE BATH ONTO THE BATHROOM FLOOR AND THEN MY MUM CAME IN AND SHE WAS LIKE ‘DID YOU FALL OUT THE BATH AGAIN?’ AND I JUST LOOKED AT HER WITH SORROW EYES AND POINTED AT THE BATH AND MOUTHED ‘SPIDER’ AT HER AND SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AND THEN OPENED HER MOUTH IN SILENT TERROR AND RAN OUT THE BATHROOM LEAVING ME NAKED AND COLD ON THE FLOOR LIKE WHO DOES THAT THAT SPIDER COULD HAVE KILLED ME OK NICE PARENTING MOM.

one “sweet poem”

driftingxsolitude:

oh little creature clinging to my wall~

please stay there

as I sit on this hard floor 

covered with carpet.

when you move those little legs,

I wounder if you’re staring a me with your many eyes.

please stay there as I constantly watch you. 

just because my internal screams tell me that you moved

and inch or so.

I think I became insane as I wait for you to attack me, 

jumping off these magnificent walls….

just go and die you dang spider. 

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